Peaches.txt fuck brae edition
fuk u brae
peaches: i was spinning in my bed and laughing as my puppet goon spurted forth conundrums
peaches: my flatmates too hip for facebook so i made a fake one for him and added everyone that he hates
peaches: lol
peaches: no exaggeration
peaches: i’d say a name to him and he’d go UUUGHHHHH
peaches: and i’d say added!
peaches: lol
> Sir Dunwich Chicken Caesar: uuuugh
peaches: he got really mad
peaches: lol
peaches: everyone from his highschool
peaches: ;D
peaches: i asked one of his friends who his arch enemies were
peaches: and i took pics of my flatmate sitting on the couch watching tv
peaches: hahahahahaha
peaches: owened
peaches: if my name was owen id say that ewhenever i did somehing cool
peaches: every1 would hate me
peaches has changed their name to 47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies.
Robbie Belmont: u
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: u
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: u
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: u
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: u
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: u
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: u
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: u
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: u
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: u
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: u
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: u
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: kis
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: anzac stands for australian new zealanders ay cunts
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: i buy giant underpants and pull them up to my nips
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: no ass cleave for me
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: feel the thin skin slip and rip
[HAVOC SKEEP] Cool Teen: good to see you back in full force
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: degloved from base to tip
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: yip yip yip yip yip
[HAVOC SKEEP] Cool Teen: theres a spider in the bathroom that through the cource of one light slowly draged a leaf up to the roof, where he spun his web and sleeps in
[HAVOC SKEEP] Cool Teen: i call him party dave
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies thrusts at you at hyperspeed until the air becomes superheated and melts your skin off
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: wanna make molten skin soup
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: sry luv u
Robbie Belmont: no
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: no
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies jiggles and jiggles and jiggles and fart
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: im painting war hammers
Robbie Belmont: in heelies
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: thats how i roll
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: lmao!
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: a moomil is where cow moos are ground
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: moomil
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: what is kis
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: -stephen hawking
Mr Cow: kis is stephen hawking?
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: iamagine youre on the lip of a black hole walking towards the great dipper kis is the velocity of antimatter folding in on itslef
Mr Cow: *starts taking down notes*
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: i do this every nightw ith your skeep
Mr Cow: i see
Scrooge Mckitten: Are you actually a 47 year old man that wears heelies irl?
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: yes i like to roll past the women and blow smmooches
Scrooge Mckitten: kis smooches?
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: kismooch
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: time to save the mexican babes
Robbie Belmont: kis them
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: el kiso
shitbird: hairpit slumlord
Robbie Belmont: your residence
Brae: stinkslum
shitbird: i told my friend i shave her pits and she said she needs them done so i called her hairpit slumlord and she got freaked out
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: hi im skeep
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies appears from a box
Robbie Belmont: brown poomil
Robbie Belmont: peaches shit factory
peaches: my flatmate didnt flush her poo n when i wen t to the toilet there was a pale green cluster of logs
peaches: barfffffffffffffffffff
peaches: who shits pale green
peaches: shes sick all the time myabe theyre mucus logs
dumb idiot: i entered skeep
Mr Cow: maybe
dumb idiot: balls deep
lljk/Peter Framptons Watermelon: DWI
lljk/Peter Framptons Watermelon: DEAL
lljk/Peter Framptons Watermelon: WITH
lljk/Peter Framptons Watermelon: IT
dumb idiot: dont worry idiot
dumb idiot spits sunglasses
lljk/Peter Framptons Watermelon: Nice
dumb idiot: im already up in to undie pantas slurpin and glurpin
dumb idiot: id let skeep take a bite out of my fuzzy juicy meat
dumb idiot: burritos are the best
dumb idiot: nutrience tubes
[HAVOC SKEEP] Cool Teen: i got a little silly in the shower while shaving and now have a hairless square on my shin
[HAVOC SKEEP] Cool Teen: gonna draw a face on it and he will become Doctor Shin, DDS
[HAVOC SKEEP] Cool Teen: i am going to “introduce” the good doctor to people by wearing shorts and putting my foot on tables and chairs so he peeks out
dumb idiot: plastic bertrand
dumb idiot: what dont you understand about the article schnooky wooky
dumb idiot: police raept a motorcycle gang
dumb idiot: packing all my cutlery and stuff up now so they cant dirty it
dumb idiot: faggits
Robbie Belmont: hahaha owned
dumb idiot: how we eat
dumb idiot: *mashes slop into gob*
slop gob: u drew a pennis
slop gob: hahahah
Pancake Transmission: yes
slop gob: jizzing on it own ball
Pancake Transmission: yeah it was like a tiny dick and giant balls (accidently) so i made the cum go all over its balls instead
peaches was kicked by Robbie Belmont.
peaches entered chat.
peaches: lmao
peaches: /me/ winks and kises at the same time causing a rift in the space time kistinuum
a dog should be raw and living: my flatmates somehow lost pieces of my cutlery set
a dog should be raw and living: fucking retarded idiots
dringus: pugs are great
dringus: i dont think ive ever patted one
dringus cries
dringus: hi
dringus: i m a doctor too i dont have to say anything
Robbie Belmont: a doctor
peaches: im so kewl
peaches puts on neo sunglasses
peaches: imagine if everyone in the matrix wore ray bans and hawaiian shirts
Bananas entered chat.
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: bananas
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: go slap narull with your butt cheeks
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: a double bun pound
Robbie Belmont: ^
Bananas: but my butt cheeks arent like…big enough..and i dont have that coordination
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: flap em about and give him a shout
Bananas: i cant try…and tell him you say hi. sicne he’s asleep
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: my mass effect 3 guy looks like a drangus
Robbie Belmont: your wingus
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: how do i make a shortcut to origin game on desktop
Robbie Belmont: you shortcut to origin
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: the lipsynch is so shit
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: lmao
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: *flaps lips*
Robbie Belmont: ^
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: i cant stop staring at their limp flapping lips
47 Year Old Man Wearing Heelies: it more accurately represents someone saying “amamamamamama”
peaches: oh cool
peaches: great
peaches: brilliant
peaches: kis
peaches: kis
peaches: kis
peaches: kis
peaches: ponytail
peaches: kis kis ponytail bliss
peaches: u dumb idiot!!!
peaches: my friend has a big nose and sent me a picture of him on a boat
peaches: and i said we’re going to need a bigger kleenex
peaches: gotcha snozza
peaches: ;o)
peaches: slip slurp
Robbie Belmont: ur arousing skep
Ghost Skeep Phantom Detective: no im p sure he aint
lljk/Peter Framptons Watermelon disconnected.
peaches slobbers popcorn butter all over his tits
peaches: ungghhhhhhh
peaches: touch me on the grease
Ghost Skeep Phantom Detective: no
peaches slides around skeep creating grease circle
peaches: peaches enters skeep
peaches: ;OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
preaches: ye
preaches: ye
preaches: ye
preaches: ye
preaches: so good
preaches: so good
preaches: ye
preaches: ye
preaches: ye
preaches: ye
7:00 PM - preaches: i like trash
7:00 PM - preaches: thats why i join this chat room
4:58 PM - peacharooni: i make rap albbum
4:58 PM - peacharooni: lmao
Robbie Belmont: touch me on the mass
peacharooni is now Away.
peacharooni is now Online.
peacharooni: okay
peacharooni touches ur mass effect
peacharooni: mass errect lol!
Narull: just went to maccers, heard these 3 phrases from 3 girls who were in line “omg your so much like bella” then a little later “yeah I slept with him for 1 night it shows that as soon as a guy says he loves me I run” thena bit later “he was like so romantic so I had to dump him, I want a real man”
Narull: urge to kill rising
splodge the kangaroo has changed their name to a whale.
a whale: eeeeeeeooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee
a whale: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
> DunwichPRIME: pech
a whale: i feel lik popcorn
peaches: i will beast fuck her while smashing my beard against their shattered ribcage
peaches: call of the bison
peaches: damnit where did jefe go
peaches: i have matters to discuss
peaches: omg i cnt waaaaaaaait
