Duty Free

I AM A TUMBLORD.

Peaches Six?

1:25 PM - Krelas: i dont like comedy that just relies on awkward situations
1:26 PM - peaches screeches: dont you like curb your enthusiasm
1:26 PM - peaches screeches: are you one of those people that finds it really painful to watch
1:26 PM - peaches screeches: my friend screams
1:27 PM - peaches screeches: and yells at larry david
1:27 PM - peaches screeches: shes a weirdo tho
1:27 PM - peaches screeches: r u a female werido
1:27 PM - Krelas: yes
1:27 PM - peaches screeches: wana kis

1:49 PM - peaches screeches: this is my fav seinfeld scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEpLncBG_Nw
1:50 PM - peaches screeches: im wheezing
1:50 PM - peaches screeches: dadfalsdkfa
1:50 PM - peaches screeches: its so funny
1:50 PM - peaches screeches: im dyin
1:52 PM - peaches screeches: dagobubby
1:52 PM - peaches screeches: babagerp

peaches entered chat.
peaches: im am utant
peaches: im drinking heineken
peaches: its p nice
peaches: PABST BLUE RIBBON
peaches: NNNNNNNNNNNNNN
peaches: perfect n amount to line up
peaches: deal wti it
peaches: does anyone wana kis n tuch
peaches: im albino but my nipples are like chocolate drops
peaches: is it a gift or a curse



peaches: its lil tongue kept goin gulp gulp
peaches: lesbians are the best people
peaches: they piss in alleys and then skateboard away while flipping the bird

peaches: is it normal to not sleep all night then rearrange my room go house hunting all day in the sun and then drink 10 beers and feel fine
peaches: im gonna die arent i
peaches: somethings going to happen
peaches: aaaaa

peaches: i c u
peaches: nibble nibble
peaches: why u think ur toenails stay so short all the time
peaches: ;O)
peaches: ;O)=
peaches: scritch

peaches: crippling depression rules
Brae: sure does
peaches: u dont have to doa nything cos everything makes u feel worse
peaches: p chill

7:34 PM - peaches: theres a place in turkey called fart
7:34 PM - peaches: owned

peaches: what the fuck
peaches: theres something on the gutter outside my window hissing at me
peaches: D:
peaches: just closed window
peaches: ahhaha
peaches: now its grunting
peaches: its skep
peaches: D:
peaches: WHAT DA FUK
peaches: ITA A GIANT POSSUM
peaches: IT TRIED TO GET INTO MY WINDOW
peaches: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
peaches: i closed all my windows

peaches: it was so scary
peaches: it was tapping on my window
peaches: D:
peaches: and hissing and grunting  @ me

peaches: imagine if ur gf turned over and her face was peach meat
peaches: and it quivered @ u

peaches: i dreamed north korean ambassadors came to australia
peaches: and they were trying to opprses me interfering nad spreadig knowledge about them
peaches: it had mutated people D:
peaches: my dreams are really fucked uppppppppppppp
Robbie Belmont: i dont doubt this

10:10 PM - peaches: i have a friend who works in immigration and does more for the country  than 90% of bogan fuckheads yet he still cant get married cos he likes pennis butt

meat bro: anyone wanna play coop bf3
meat bro: i just got it
meat bro: runs smooth on ultra. wink.

9:10 PM - SQL. snowblind: lamp phone
9:10 PM - Rrrrrrrr Bbbbbbb: it sounds like you’re an idiot

10:29 PM - peachy: flamingos freak me out
10:29 PM - peachy: they look like nightmares
10:29 PM - Brae: get freaky
10:29 PM - peachy: get freaky

Brae: slut
peaches: kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis kis
peaches: its not slutty if i close my eyes and hyperkis and spin around

peaches: cos ur creepy
Robbie Belmont: *slithers all over ur walls n roof*
peaches: thats less creepy

peaches: lol
peaches: :(
peaches: he just want he mammy tata
peaches: goo goo GLug lgug
peaches: i should go on disability
peaches: then i can poop all da

peaches: i have no idea what to do
peaches: i just poisoned a puppy and pushed a 100 year old man off a 100 foot high balcony

peachlax: is ba
peachlax: d
Robbie Belmont: you slopp
peachlax: lmao
peachlax: lmao
peachlax: lmao
peachlax: lmao
peachlax: glopp glsop

peachlax: LoL
peachlax: lump of lord
peachlax: lovely ol’ lumps
peachlax: ;o)!

peachlax: my friend from america is coming
Brae: :S
peachlax: i told her an echidna screeched at me and spat venom
peachlax: and then chased me