Peaches.txt Volume Five or something
Here we go again. I don’t think I’ve explained who Peaches is. Peaches is a very strange guy who frequents the same chat room as me and these are all things he has said ok gooooooooooo
7:15 PM - peaches: my lesbian friend asked me what to get for a lip tat and i said penis goes here
7:15 PM - peaches: lol
peaches: when i came home today i could hear my flatmates gloopin like baboons
peaches: my friend just got mugged and all she gave them was an empty sketchbook
peaches: lmao
peaches: ill just live in fantasy world all arone
makaja: poor peach
makaja: so tasty
makaja: yet noone eats
peaches: DO NOT SUP ON THY PECH LEST THY ENTRAILS BE PUMPED FULL WITH WORM O HOOK
peaches: i took 3 times the recommended dosage of painkillers today
peaches: i was afraid if i fell asleep i wouldnt wake up again
peaches: ahahaha
Robbie Belmont: why did you do that
peaches: bad back
peaches: and i have strong resistance
peaches: i woke up and barfed on my blanket/pillow/bed/face
Holt: YOU’RE AWFUL
peaches screams and smashes glass
ghost peaches: old king cole was a merry old soul
ghost peaches: gloop gloop gloop glerp
honky toot: lol
honky toot: let me try to call u
honky toot: hahahha
honky toot: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
honky toot: BLORT BLORT BLORT
peches: sloppy lgooppy meat mounds slapsliced off and lsid into a corner
2:38 PM - peaches: Whats the deal with bunnings? They dont even sell buns! LOL
2:38 PM - Pancake Transmission: ????
peaches disconnected.
peaches: there is a hole in exactly the same spot on all my sheets and undersheets
peaches: once my friend woke up and saw his flatmate sittin at his computer and as he walked past noticed he was naked and
his flatmate said “that’s my penis!”
peaches: i sleep so violently that i rip all the sheets off even off the doona and the fitted sheet
peaches: help
peaches has changed their name to al peachino.
al peachino: wooohaaaa!!!
al peachino: got great ass
12:07 AM - al peachino: my bedroom is next to the toilet and my head is less than a meter away from pissing and shitting
holes
12:08 AM - Mongolian Chilli Slapper: how does that make you feel
12:08 AM - al peachino: poopy doopy doo!
peaches: more like baroque for a lol!
peaches: fart fart fart fart *takes off*
peaches left chat.
