[HollenWeb] #1 - Goons Are Terrible At Video Games
I wanted to call this Goons Are Incompetent Fuckwits but that could really be about anything
In this thread, goons explain why they started a video game and didn’t finish it. Many of the replies are reasonable like “it got too hard/lost interest/something else came along” whatever. And so in Weekend Web style, I present to you

What a boring post. Why even bother? Also way to completely fuck up “getting” Dead Space

This cowboy is bored easily too. I like how many posters say they played for x amount of hours before dropping it. Usually large numbers like 20 or something. How can you play something for so long without having cast some judgement on it? Surely you’d know before the 20 hour mark if you liked it or not.

Since when has Battlefield 3 been a sandbox game? This post blows my mind in more than one way.

This man must only see in black and white. Failure to be stimulated by anything until wait what? “Having too much fun […] never going to finish”. Like peter pan never growing up? or like just never playing again????

Voted most Autistic Post

The game autosaves all the time though???

hahahahaha

Hey lets just completley forget that the game is taking place in 1947 and that the main character DOESNT KNOW everything you the player does. HE DOESNT SEE WHAT YOU SEE AT THE START OF EACH STORY. You arrest the person the evidence points to. Your captain expects an arrest on the case he gives you. Do you really think you could get away with “I know the evidence states the contrary but I don’t think this is the guy….. no…. I dont have anyone else to propose”. Good Grief.

I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS GAME MAKES ME SHOOT THINGS I WANT TO SNEAK AROUND LIKE SAM FISHER AND SOLID SNAKE (who shoot loads of people) PLUS MY HANDS CAN NOT FIGURE OUT THIS WADS CONTROL SCHEME FUCKING CONTARDED SHIT

Help! My Noir themed game is trying to tell a story!!

Yet another game that saves ALL. THE. TIME. FOR YOU!

Um what?