Peaches For Christmas (A Peaches dot Text Update for ur lobes ;)
peaches: and so ami
peaches jizza ll over you
8:16 p.m. - peaches: LETS FUCK
8:16 p.m. - peaches: OPEN WIDE
8:29 p.m. - cocobean: you suck
8:30 p.m. - cocobean: inappropriate time
8:30 p.m. - cocobean: for that message to pop up
8:31 p.m. - peaches: lmao
8:31 p.m. - peaches: sorry
8:31 p.m. - cocobean: yeah, not like my parents were looking at pictures on my computer or anything
1:44 AM - peaches: saints row 2?
1:44 AM - peaches: saints row 2?
1:44 AM - peaches: saints row 2?
1:44 AM - peaches: saints row 2?
1:44 AM - peaches: saints row 2?
2:14 AM - ^ Brae: play faggot
2:23 AM - peaches: play faggot
2:23 AM - peaches: saints row 2
2:23 AM - peaches: LOL
2:23 AM - peaches: I can’t sleep LOL
2:23 AM - peaches: LOL
2:23 AM - peaches: LOL
2:23 AM - peaches: LOL
peaches: ull feel two peaches bump against ur ankles when the movie starts
peaches: ;o)
solanas jr.: no………………….
solanas jr.: i dont want that…………………
Krelas: stop raping my mind
peaches: no its warm n moist
peaches: i could sew a seed or 3 in there if ya get me drift!
Krelas: what is wrong with you seriously
peaches: :C
peaches: thought ya were me mate
peaches: look at that gummy fuck lmao
peaches: its like a baby cow sucking ur weiner like a teet
Robbie Belmont: OH MY GOD
Robbie Belmont: IM TRYING TO EAT
Robbie Belmont: i hate you
^I am the 1%: ^
peaches: cluck cluck cluck bonercum
Mr. Civilised: you’re HIS mate
peaches: im the mate in ya misty mind meat
Mr. Civilised: good ol’ peaches
11:45 PM - peaches: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ECWHXY-EwI&feature=related
11:45 PM - Cool Teen Detective on the case: why would you send me this
11:46 PM - peaches: its mind opening
11:46 PM - peaches: come to yiff paradisa with me
11:46 PM - Cool Teen Detective on the case: i hate you forever
11:46 PM - ^I am the 1%: <3
11:46 PM - ^I am the 1%: This is your remuneration for your star
11:47 PM - Cool Teen Detective on the case: @_@
peaches: it sounds like a song nestled in an awesome themed album
peaches: like a cherry between ur frontal lobes
peaches: no need to ask my name to figure out how cool i am
peaches spins around and sunglasses fly everywhere
peaches: i guess i dont know enough faggot fuck waste of cum blood horror nightmare shit slop 2 correct me
peaches: it looks like its made of genital skin
peaches: my sisters gfs mum gave me a whistle from italy as a present im blowin it like crazy
peaches: its deafening
peaches: my neighbours wanna kill me
peaches: get in
Robbie Belmont: in where
peaches: :[=]
Robbie Belmont: whats that
peaches: bucktooth 4u u
Robbie Belmont: waht
peaches: nibble nibble
10:33 PM - rep: talking to bowt about taking a human growht hormone
10:33 PM - rep: insulin
10:33 PM - rep: then he said hes worried
10:33 PM - rep: that he might be diabetic
10:33 PM - rep: and :
10:33 PM - rep: 10:24 PM - bowt: I have tasted my piss before
10:33 PM - rep: to check if it was sweet
10:33 PM - rep: i accidentally shut down my computer
10:33 PM - rep: because i was laughing so hard
peaches: i have anal fissures
peaches: blood keeps pouring out when i take a dump
peaches: LOL
^ Brae: LOL
Cool Teen Detective on the case: but look on the plus side
peaches: it hurts
Cool Teen Detective on the case: you’re saving hundreds in the water bill because the blood is flusjing the toilet
peaches: ive had them ever since i was little
peaches: lol
peaches: and it mixes with the toilet duck to create a purple wondermix
Cool Teen Detective on the case: is your toilet crimsion stained
peaches: yes
Cool Teen Detective on the case: thats one pert peach
peaches: so pert i squirt !
peaches: hermit crabs love cuttlefish
peaches: i came in and they were all sitting on a cuttlefish hangin out
Cool Teen Detective on the case: and peaches love hermit crabs
peaches: my stupid friend poked one and it fell off a log
peaches: :C
Cool Teen Detective on the case: but do cuttlefish like peaches?
peaches: asians have no souls….
Cool Teen Detective on the case: he stole the soul of the crab with that poke
Cool Teen Detective on the case: take my sword, you know what to do
peaches: i got mad
peaches: >:O
peaches: im in a bad mood
peaches: :C
Robbie Belmont: :C why
peaches: i dont know
peaches: im insane
peaches: say my name say my name
Rams: peaches peaches
peaches: its a full moon
peaches slides around the streets
[Hello]Digiwizzard: its a rainy old day
peaches: digital wizzard do you have pay day
[Hello]Digiwizzard: no
peaches: oh
peaches: do you have sexual passion
[Hello]Digiwizzard: i have the litany of satan
peaches slurps and glurps
[Hello]Digiwizzard: what the!
peaches: :D
peaches: i gotta stay up all night
Robbie Belmont: peach why do you gotta stay up all night
peaches: so i can go to hell
peaches: HELLFIRE AWAITS
peaches is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
peaches: i did it all for the nookie
-robert belmunt
peaches: broo
peaches: scared ya
Robbie Belmont: hi
peaches: we kis
peaches: let my giraffe tongue slide inside
peaches: dont try 2 resist or ill choke ya
peaches: notorious p e c h
peaches: you should be a werewolf and eat peoples nuts
Sisyphus: seems good so far..
Sisyphus: you can be a werewolf that eats nuts what
peaches: 2 harness their semen (in ur stomach)
Sisyphus: i will drink the semen from the strongest warriors in their tribe
Sisyphus: to benefit from their strength and fecundity
peaches: ye
peaches: you will be verile and ejaculate with each step
7:54 PM - peaches: im going on a dinner date with a chinese german muscle lesbian
7:54 PM - ^ Brae: How
7:54 PM - ^ Brae: peaches
7:54 PM - ^ Brae: How
7:54 PM - peaches: im scared
6:40 PM - peaches rape to da max *flips hat around*
6:40 PM - peaches: permaban everyone
6:40 PM - ^I am the 1%: Why
6:40 PM - peaches: because nigger
7:55 PM - peaches: teh two most ruthless yet efficient races combined into 55 kilos of rock em sock em lesbian attitude
Never tell your password to anyone.
Robbie Belmont: shout @ people
peaches: LOL
peaches: i shouted at a bucket and scared myself
peaches: ya fuckin woulf
> The Dunwich Horror: ^
> The Dunwich Horror disconnected.
Woulfkin: lootin all corpses…loootin all the corpsesss!
Woulfkin: Awoooh.
peaches: stupid furry
peaches left chat.
Robbie Belmont: ^
Woulfkin: I feel so loved.
12:41 AM - Cool Teen Detective on the case: 12:39 AM - Peach Blart Chat Cop: i recorded every line you said and im editing
them together into soothing phrases
12:41 AM - Cool Teen Detective on the case: peaches decends into crazy stalker mode
12:42 AM - Peach Blart Chat Cop: Peaches that is a Mondo Rad hairstyle you have Today On Head of Yours
12:42 AM - Peach Blart Chat Cop: htx skepboard
peaches: nothin makes me tired
peaches: even wacking off 1000 times
peaches: ;o)
peaches: it just gives me empty nuds like old grapes
peaches: im literally an insanne insomniac pieach
Robbie Belmont: how can you stand wacking off that much
peaches: telikenisis
^ Brae: do sex
Robbie Belmont: ^
peaches: cant im a goon
peaches: LOL
peaches: im pro duck
peaches: a chain smoking peach who enjoys a bit of a giggle
schnookums: couldn’t sleep last night, so got really drunk and chainsmoked
schnookums: at some point i bought a ticket to germany for xmas and new years
schnookums: so i guess that’s where i’m headed
schnookums: got really, really drunk and wound up in a brothel with a friend one time while our girlfriends were out of
town for an extended time
schnookums: ended up dating a japanese hooker for 2 weeks
schnookums: even though she was a bit chunky by my standards
schnookums: can’t remeber if this was before or after the big hooker/tranny orgy
schnookums: around the same time i think
peaches: i dont have a vendetta against dubstep
peaches: i just dont like what ive heard
Robbie Belmont: if you’ve only heard skrillex i cant blame you
peaches: i dont know what ive heard
peaches: i scream and stick penises in my ears
peaches: I JUST WOKE UP SOMEONE AND SLEPT IN THEIR BED
peaches: OWNED
peaches: :c
[SkeepBros]Robbie Belmont: uoweme1bj
peaches: OWNED
peaches: IOU1BJ
peaches has changed their name to iou1bj.
6:26 PM - iou1bj: did you know in japan they eat fish while its still alive
6:26 PM - iou1bj: and it looks @ u in horror and gasps for air
6:26 PM - iou1bj: owned
peaches: my fltatem went to a gig ad the main act was sulking in a corner saying hes studying philosophy s o he ca get a
real job
peaches: lol
peaches: and the support act was hipsters playig buckets wit synths
peaches: so he left
peaches: hahaha
peaches wakes up covered in gloopy red tampons with menstrual blood smeared all over my wall
peaches: hlep
peaches: thi s is wat its like..2 live wit a lady woman…
[SkeepBros] Cool Teen Detective: as opposed to lady men
peaches: lady boy penis blood shoot
[SkeepBros]Robbie Belmont: roll around
peaches: glushing and glurping
peaches entered chat.
peaches: apparently to clean the floor you have to sweep it, dust mop it then mop it
peaches: i said fuck you and moonwalked into my room
peaches: srsly we have dark wood floor
peaches: he hasnt notice my butthole stains from when i drag it along hte floor like a dog with worms
peaches: also i refuse to decorate for their ironic christmas
peaches: i’d rather drink gin
peaches: balimund the blacksmith wants to marry me
peaches: can just imagine my orc cock navigating through his thick coarse forest of norse anal beard
peaches: like those evil spirit scenes in evil dead
peaches: lmaoooo
peaches: where the camera flies thru forest
peaches: cept my orcock
[Skep watcher]peaches: today i lost my balance and smashed my face into thewall
16:15 - [Skep watcher]peaches: so i hear u have kindle wat kind u buy tll e mp les
16:15 - [Hello] Pancake: what is that word after buy
16:15 - [Skep watcher]peaches: i dont know
[Skep watcher]peaches: the rest of it was full of chunks of lemon and tonic
[SkeepBros]Robbie Belmont: chunks
p. chez: i aimed it at my flatmates girlfriends face and said you wear glasses so i can shoot you in the face whenever i
want
p. chez: and slammed my door and laughed
p. chez: i told them im gonna buy a fully automatic nerf gun tats battery powered with a tripod and then farted the whole
way to my room and til i closed my door
lljk/Peter Framptons Watermelon disconnected.
^ ?????????: You should post in an e/n thread about how you are that terrible roommate
p. chez: i clean up all their mess and dont steal their food or anything tho
p. chez: i just threaten them and fart 24/7
p. chez: my flatmate and his gf were holding hands and eating dinner (gay) and i stood next to them and farted and
continued farting as i closed my room door
p. chez blows it up and pretend he a rooster
[SkeepBros] Cool Teen Detective: you mean you’re not a rooster?
p. chez: last night i couldnt move and then i heard typing on my computer super fast like someone mashing the keys kinda
then it stopped and i felt weight on my bed and someone sat on my back
p. chez: D:
p. chez: ad i could hear a lil creature sniffling around me and my face
p. chez: hlep
p. chez: what if we had a goon meet and i came wrapped in burn victim bandages with a voice alteratorr
p. chez: and stared into skeeps eyes the whole time
[SkeepBros] Cool Teen Detective: so yeah looks look demonoid lets you view torrents without a acount so looks like you have
been ownzoned hollen!!
[SkeepBros] Cool Teen Detective rides away on piracy free bike
p. chez put he penis in spokes
[SkeepBros] Cool Teen Detective ‘s bike tears peaches willie clean off
p. chez laughs and spins around beside skeep
p. chez cheers
p. chez: urghh
p. chez: i can hear my flatmate and his gf play massaging
p. chez plays duelling banjos with his penis
p. chez: i ride a shopping cart powered by farts
p. chez: im in my underpants
p. chez: LOL
p. chez: i stood naked in dog wash
p. chez: i learned man of constant sorrow on banjo
p. chez: i am a peach of constant sorrow
p. chez - merry kismas: did ya put two mirrors across from eachother and stand in the middle? Magoosh!
