Peaches . txt VOLUME 3
peaches: i have an appetite that can only be quenched by palm on palm fun
Cool Teen Detective: ^
peaches: clamslap
peaches: shit
peaches: my mentos just bounced across the desk into my ashtray and off the other side
peaches: and i caught it
peaches: mmmm ashy
peaches: pill hobo is outside cursing at his missed minty fresh chance
Never tell your password to anyone.
pech: cocobean: ty man
cocobean: ):
peaches: np ya brownskinned hooligan
cocobean: you wound me, peaches
peaches: hahaha
peaches fills ur wound
peaches: im laughing in a deep voice
cocobean: hahhaha, ew!
cocobean: wait
cocobean: what are you filling it with :|
pech: sometimes when my flatmate and i are watching tv ill turn slowly to him and say
pech: here comes the penis
pech: in deep voice
peaches: im eat a eggs
[Hello]Digiwizzard: anyone wan 2 bad company 2
peaches: you’re already bad company!!!!
haddaway: peached again
peaches squirts juice onto ur shoes n wallet
[Hello]Digiwizzard: oh my god
peaches: peaches breaches
peaches: i saw the girl my flatmate has over
peaches: i walked up to her and sniffed her cooch and screamed
peaches rapes you til u fil up with cum so much u split open like a obiled egg skin
11:49 PM - peaches: my hermit crab fell off a water melon
peaches: ugh i just woke up and diarreah shitted and barfed
peaches: ;C
peaches: there was blood in my barf too
peaches: i can feel a lump in my throat
peaches: like a chunk of vomit
peaches: and i cant wash it down
peaches: lol
peaches: stick ur tongue down and dislodge it
Robbie Belmont: ok
peaches: pls
Robbie Belmont: pls
peaches: i think im dying
peaches: i will die contented
peaches: i have raept i have kisd
peaches: i just sprayed pinoclean everywhere and moonwalked out of the room
peaches: mi feeding my hermit crabs coconut
peaches: peaches: my hermit crabs are eating coconut
cocobean: COCOnuts
cocobean: :|
peaches: mmmm
peaches: suckle at my meat flap purse
peaches: stop talking about distrubing stuff -peaches
peaches: ban haddaway
peaches: :O
peaches kis
Robbie Belmont: ^
peaches: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnHoqHscTKE
peaches: this plays while i jet shit into toilet bowlf rom down the hall in slow mo
peaches: swish!!!
peaches: ill eat a dingo
peaches exposes nipple to skeep
peaches raise eyebrows and motions to supple nip
Skeepathan morris: nope
peaches: someone in my house to someone else “raep raep raep raep raep”
peaches: im alone
Brae: :C
peaches slide a baby carrot into urethra
Robbie Belmont: peaches hasnt drawn anything in a long time
peaches: yes i have i just havent uploaded it
peaches: 2 lazy 4 u
Cool Teen Detective on the case: i on tthe other hand, have been unloading materpeices
peaches gobbles up skeep
peaches: :C
peaches: i took drugs last night and my sisters giant malamute was staring at me and howling and barking
peaches: it was the scariest thing ever
Auntie “Hello” Ducks: what drugs
peaches: caffeine
peaches moonwalks away
8:23 PM - peaches: im on a desktop too
8:23 PM - peaches: better unplug my sony bravia and desktop
8:23 PM - peaches puts on sunglasses and spins out of the roof
#haddaway: were you housesitting?
peaches: y
peaches: e
#haddaway: did you sniff the underwear in the laundry hamper
peaches: yes but only the neighbours
peaches: i’d rub my penis on his collar bones
peaches: i bought two kinds of air freshener and freshened up their life
Robbie Belmont: minty fresxh
peaches: i stuck ten packs of mentos in my butt and farted
peaches: my hermit crab fell off an apple and i laughed at it
peaches: then i put it in my underpants and said get back to work skeep three
peaches: my crabs exploring his new house
peaches: hes like woah what da heck its so big
Robbie Belmont: heh
peaches: just like u
peaches: when i slide into cat scratch wound
Robbie Belmont: whatttt
peaches: http://i.imgur.com/zpdHV.jpg
peaches: dat my new hermit crab house
Brae: are those egg shells
peaches: yes i wanted to see if they liked egg shells
peaches: that was a birthdya present
peaches: it tell u how to do things
peaches: like cook a steak properly
peaches: and how to hold a baby
peaches: ahah
peaches: i use psychokinesis
peaches: as i am a peach without limbs
peaches: i created a holiday experience for the hermit crabs
[Hello] Pancake: thats not… what i expected
peaches winks so fast it makes cicada noise
a peach rolls onto majakas shoulder and slides tongues along he collarbones
#haddaway: once again my room is ten degrees warmer than the rest of the house
peaches: stop farting
peaches: i picked flowers for my crabs and the shmucks have nearly eaten em all
peaches spins and stares at skeep
peaches teeth start clacking
Cool Teen Detective on the case: how are you DOING THAT while your head spinns
peaches: im 2 peaches i can spin
peaches peachy cum explodes on u all like a firecracker in a paint tin
peaches: ye weldo
peaches shuffles around the room seductively
peaches: what if u had a really sore butt one morning and went to take a dump and it hurt real bad and you looked in the bowl and it was full of blood and a peach bobbed to the surface and winked @ u
Robbie Belmont: u r buff 4 me
peaches propells himself along the ground with his abs like a snail
peaches lick blessed belmont
peaches: im the bargain buddy
peaches: bumble at my budding bosom
peaches: i just ate 3 packets of nerds
peaches: im never gonna SLEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
peaches hovers and slides down the power lines
peaches: http://i.imgur.com/g70qv.jpg
