Peaches dot text vol 2: The Rest
Here is the rest unedited until I get more to post
Cow: hollen is using his ps3
Cow: but for what
Robbie Belmont: :>
Robbie Belmont: nothing atm
peaches: havin a shower then using exhaust fan 2 dry he balls
Robbie Belmont: peach so much
peaches: i came across legs sticking out from under a building
peaches: and they were rotating and squelching wth blood flying everywhere
peaches: is it gay if u slide ur penis into a rolled up piece of bacon and it turns out it came from a male pig
peaches: i just cranked big booty bitches
peaches: and pelvic thrusted at my flatmate
peaches: im the best flatmate
Robbie Belmont: you have a flatmate
Brae entered chat.
Brae left chat.
peaches: ye
Brae entered chat.
peaches: hes a bunch of grapes
lljk/Peter Framptons Watermelon: Thrusting owns
lljk/Peter Framptons Watermelon: It’s not a proper day until my housemate has woken up at 11am, sung a song and then thrusted at me
peaches: i sung i wanna be like you from jungle book while slapping my thighs and makin coffee
peaches: it looks like a retard had pots of paint tied to each of his limbs and they put jalapenos in his butt and they designed the map from the results
peaches: i just did the most annoying shit u can ever do with a subwoofer
peaches: i played nicky minaj super bass while playing cod blops
peaches: and i heard knocking on my door
peaches: lol
peaches: like…the back door to the unit
peaches: D:
peaches: raep
peaches: brae wanna raep o
peaches: i didnt answer
peaches: i just went into the kitchen where the door is and poured a cup of water cos i was thirsty and they knocked again
peaches: lol
peaches: and i ran away
peaches: rolled awa i mean
peaches: i burn incense all the time cos it smells nice
peaches: maybe theyre mad at that too
peaches: my hair smells like a housefire
peaches: my sister was house sitting for a gay man friend and he came back to visit and had gay sex in the room next to her and she could hear them grunting and was freaked out so i told her to pretend it was a gorilla documentary and it made her more freaked out
1:29 AM - peaches: do you guys have friends who talk with their girlfriends throughout entire movies until you want to nigger raep
peaches: my boner is sliding through the drywall like a jackhammer in slowmotion
peaches: i was playing drums on my table @ max brenners and ladies laughed at me
peaches: i was arone 2….
peaches: i just shot kerc kasha
peaches: lmao
Robbie Belmont: limp bizkit yall
peaches: i like to sing rolli nat inappropriate moments in films
peaches: like in saving private ryan
peaches: that made me feel bad tho
peaches: i slide inside u at 4 am
Robbie Belmont: peach butt
peaches: Lol
peaches: Im the peach
Robbie Belmont: u r
Robbie Belmont: a peach with a butthole
Robbie Belmont: how gross
peaches: slide ur finger inside an feel the juicy meat
Mr. Civilised: also playable on SA through some dort of program
Robbie Belmont: i like dort programs
Robbie Belmont: my name is also dort
Mr. Civilised: dort
pussy waffles: itd be weird if my flatmate came home without me knowing
pussy waffles: im in my underpants drawing a cowboy
pussy waffles: w/ my door open
Robbie Belmont: do you think i have a peaches.txt
pussy waffles: maybe
Robbie Belmont: maybe?
pussy waffles: i dont mind
Robbie Belmont: ;)
pussy waffles: where else would u keep these qoutes from days ago
Robbie Belmont: i enjoy our chats
pussy waffles: written in shit on the wall next to u?
Robbie Belmont: yea actually
pussy waffles: me 2
12:36 AM - pussy waffles: im wathcing marilyin manson vevo
12:36 AM - pussy waffles: lmao
12:37 AM - pussy waffles: remember that guy
10:01 AM - pussy waffles: you wake up sweating in the night saying no kis no kis
cocobean: i want to smash my balls against u
cocobean: no kis no kis
cocobean: piggy gloop
peaches: wanna swap hatless engie for hatless scout
peaches: ples
Mush Man: only if u hav budz
Mush Man: lol
peaches: my breasts are budding 4 u
peaches: nubile
peaches: it seems like the biggest waste of time ever
Sentient Titan Shed: Pretty much
peaches: and im two peaches on a coffee table too
peaches: hahaha
peaches: i just slapped my nipples a bit fo r good measure
peaches: keep the juices flowin
peaches: imagine if ur penis turned into a chimps butt…a lumpy rigid mound of meat….
Brae: no i’m not going to do that
Sentient Titan Shed: yeah no
peaches: id poke a twig in2 it
peaches: lmao
peaches: i always laugh when i get abanned
peaches: hahaahhaha
peaches: i can feel frankos finger sliding to the ban key like my penis beneath my victims door
peaches: the only red hai r i have is the blood of my victims
12:26 AM - peaches: hqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqhqh
12:26 AM - peaches: im laughin like a maniac
peaches: lick my hog anus
12:53 AM - peaches: im o so drunk
12:53 AM - peaches: dont tel ne1 psle
peaches: i want 2 b raept
peaches: this music is vibrating my butthole
peaches: if u mean they have juicy vaginas yes
peaches: if u have hd audio u can hear them gloosh with each step
Iggy Poop: why u gotta be so gross of tha time
peaches: my dicks like a grabyte diggin up under ur pillows and doonas to drain the sustenance from ya
10:26 PM - peaches: i like to tie LED lights around my penis and chsae people thru the dark
10:28 PM - peaches: i keep the batteries in my butthole
peaches: i dropped a spoon while making coffee and caught it, punching myself in the nuts with the follow through
peaches: :C
peaches: i dunnow ho to believe anymore!!!!!!!!!!! *slides across room on butt leaving a fecal trail forming a question mark*
peaches: peaches: whenever a peach is in the same room as you and youre not looking it rotates slowly towards you dreaming of raep
peaches: like toy story except with more cum + blud
peaches: another peach quote for ya
peaches: pumpin em out like a dookie factory
Never tell your password to anyone.
teh gibus: hi
Robbie Belmont: hi
peaches: hi
Robbie Belmont: hi
peaches: hi
Robbie Belmont: hi
peaches slides tongue all over u like slugs on a pear
peaches is now Online.
peaches: my autotune the bus project didnt turn out well
peaches: i was hoping 2 start new sensation
[29.FkR] haddaway: what
peaches: i got autotune app for iphone
peaches: and recorded bus ride
peaches: lol
[29.FkR] haddaway: what
peaches: i think im insane
peaches: help
[29.FkR] haddaway: i imagine a scientist one day will descend into your mind with masterwork tools and be driven to madness by the intricate eldritch labyrinth that resides inside you
peaches: its weird cos i am usually the least crazy acting person in room
peaches: i just sit quietly and talk normally
peaches: hahaha
[29.FkR] haddaway: thats bc youre asian
peaches: and make normal joke
[29.FkR] haddaway: also u have small pener
peaches: i like 2 tuck it in
[29.FkR] haddaway: the kyleing game
peaches: lol
peaches: its kinda creepy that he stalked me
peaches: :C
peaches: i dont feel tired but ive been up for 2 dayz
peaches: i have to look after a dog tomorrrow and have lunch with my mum
peaches: lol
peaches: *passes out in lunch and falls on dog*
10:22 PM - peaches ???: SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *puts lips 2 ground and starts vibrating w/ energy then jet launches off the ground and flutters about room like bottle rocket then lands back in seat and winks*
peaches ???: ont ont ont ont ont ont ont ont ON TS ON TIS ON TIS ON TIS *STARTS RAVIN YALL LIKE A FUCKIN JERSEY SHORE REPRESENTIN SUCKA PULLS GLOWSTICKS OUT OF MY PENIS EYE AND STARTS SLIDING ACROSS THE FLOOR ON MY LUBED UP SHINS* ON TIS ON TIS
peaches ???: imagine if u had pussy for feet then ud be fuckin g the world with every step LOL
peaches ???: cos were bound to the planet by gravitational forces
peaches ???: n shit
peaches ???: ey
peaches ??? has long blonde hair and u wink and realize that im a hot woman after all and then you tap me on the shoulder after peepin my bodacious buns and i turn around and im a man and your boner goes down n then my head rotates again and i part my hair and im really a womans face under the blonde hair to trick ya im a fuckin WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
peaches ??? slides revolver down the table 2 u and winks and u look n the barrel and theres one bullet and when you look up im gone
peaches ???: everyone thinks im insane
peaches ???: n scared of me
peaches ??? quiver in bowl
Robbie Belmont: fruit
peaches ???: no
Robbie Belmont: mmm
peaches ???: i did drugs and ate strawberries in bed
peaches ???: imagining i was biting the heads of erect penises off
peaches ???: mmmmmmm
peaches ??? taps u on shoulder and when u spin around ur mouth goes onto my boner cos im a floatin gun ghost dagflarbnit!!!
peaches ???: i laugh at everything i say and start vibrating
peaches ???: im one pert peach
2:02 PM - peaches ???: lets kis
2:03 PM - peaches ??? flies towards you blowing kisses
Robbie Belmont: ironically the first 5 lines of who let tha dogs out
Robbie Belmont: baha men
peaches ???: remember how many films and ads and shows that song was in
Robbie Belmont: i try not to
peaches ???: i print out all of them and rub them on myself while barking
peaches: slide that shit into the intestinal tract of the ausgoons page
peaches: it is physiologically impossible for 2 peaches on a coffee table to enjoy my little pony
peaches: ask any fruitologist
peaches: i just pressed my butthole against my flatmates closed door and sent forth a stinky gust
peaches: i jusat popped a pill out of its blister pack and it flew out the window
peaches: i imagine it landed in a hobos mouth and solved all his life problems
[Hello] Pancake: what are you
peaches screeches and skuttles under ur chair
Robbie Belmont: ^
Brae: ^
peaches: my flatmate is smokin cigars
peaches: he let me smoke one and i blew every puff in his face
peaches: my friend and her gf put an ad in looking for a spare room and the first reply they got was from some guy who wanted to “rub their beautiful small feet”
peaches: hahaahahaahaahahhaha
peaches: so creepy
haddaway: message send from peachey@hotmail.com
peaches: the awkward moment when u mistake ur pube satchel for ur tobacco pouch
lljk/Peter Framptons Watermelon: That’s not awkward
peaches: tastes like burning cum an blood
Brae: if you have blood and cum in your pubes something ain’t right
peaches: not my blood
peaches: ;o)
Brae: ;o)
peaches: lol
peaches rapes you to death
Vanitas: Kind of ruins my dad
Vanitas: day*
Vanitas: Hmm
Socialist Bloc Party: huh
peaches: lol
peaches: its part of ur right of passage into the hearty womb of the gooninati
peaches: its warm and wet and feels liek home
Vanitas: Didn’t know goons were known for rapin’
Cool Teen Detective: just peaches
[Hello] Pancake: im known to be pretty rapey
peaches holds pancakes hand and walks slowly towards u while our clothes fall away like autumn leaves revealing tight red rods
7:13 PM - peaches: im going to lay in bed and scream with my horse mask on now
peaches: sex isnt kawaii. it just meat and juice.
Never tell your password to anyone.
peaches: i downloaded rage illegally adn got intellectual property warning from my isp
peaches: lol
Robbie Belmont: lmao serious
peaches: dont you mean you carn’t watch it on tv
peaches: LOL
Socialist Bloc Party: UGH
peaches: a lil pun slippin into the words like a flatworm in ur lobes
11:28 PM - peaches: i am floating around the coffee table, masturbating over the thought of a franko hole
5:27 PM - peaches extends tongue and flickers on skeep nose
