“i want to shove springs in my pockets so when i die all my stuff flies out of em” — The Skeep
Hungryghoast's Web Presence: "THE 13 GENDERS" by AGentleBrees -
RIP brees
This was originally by @AGentleBrees but I’m thankful it was RT’d by @myacehen:
A ghost town, lone feature in a barren expanse. A crow alights on a dead tree, opening its beak: to you, traveler, it explains
1st Gender: TREE-LASS. Lumbering dancer made of timber: durable, timeless ……
Treasurer Wayne Swan announces 2012 Federal Budget. “It’s jus like a real big bag of mony wrapped up in bron papper” he says. His eyes are rolling around all crazy. “Like when you buy a budget size of T.P.” “Don’t you know the other definition of ‘budget’” a journalist asks. “No” he says “cud you explain it too me pls”
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lmao ratarded
fuk u brae
peaches: i was spinning in my bed and laughing as my puppet goon spurted forth conundrums
peaches: my flatmates too hip for facebook so i made a fake one for him and added everyone that he hates
peaches: lol
peaches: no exaggeration
peaches: i’d say a name to him and he’d go UUUGHHHHH
peaches: and i’d say added!
peaches: lol
> Sir Dunwich Chicken Caesar: uuuugh
peaches: he got really mad
peaches: lol
peaches: everyone from his highschool
peaches: ;D
peaches: i asked one of his friends who his arch enemies were
peaches: and i took pics of my flatmate sitting on the couch watching tv
peaches: hahahahahaha
peaches: owened
peaches: if my name was owen id say that ewhenever i did somehing cool
peaches: every1 would hate me
hes here
(via almightybob)
Robbie Belmont: barf on yourself recently?
peachlax: ya
peachlax: lmao
peachlax: me liver is full o holes
peachlax: ecstasy is alright tbh
peachlax: i’d rather do downers
peachlax: cos i wanna relax for once
Robbie Belmont: wait really
Robbie Belmont: oh wait i thought you said you were on e right now
Robbie Belmont: lol
peachlax: na lol
peachlax: *takes e and sits at computer alone in stink slum*
Robbie Belmont: ^
Brae: lmao
peachlax: yo this monitor light be pumpin me up yo
peachlax: *flicks monitor on and off*
peachlax: bloor bloort bloo
freak duckling: cry so much
freak duckling: i have 2 shit
freak duckling: shit all day
freak duckling: piss all night
freak duckling: givin you a peachy fright
freak duckling: my flatmates girlfriend said she thinks shes gonna die on facebook and i liked it
freak duckling: i cant believe the stench she exhudes
freak duckling: it makes me scream
IRL