February 2012
2 posts
Peaches Six?
1:25 PM - Krelas: i dont like comedy that just relies on awkward situations 1:26 PM - peaches screeches: dont you like curb your enthusiasm 1:26 PM - peaches screeches: are you one of those people that finds it really painful to watch 1:26 PM - peaches screeches: my friend screams 1:27 PM - peaches screeches: and yells at larry david 1:27 PM - peaches screeches: shes a weirdo tho 1:27 PM - peaches...
Peaches.txt Volume Five or something
Here we go again. I don’t think I’ve explained who Peaches is. Peaches is a very strange guy who frequents the same chat room as me and these are all things he has said ok gooooooooooo
7:15 PM - peaches: my lesbian friend asked me what to get for a lip tat and i said penis goes here 7:15 PM - peaches: lol peaches: when i came home today i could hear my flatmates gloopin like baboons...
January 2012
4 posts
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Sourced by goons and stolen from a thread
You’re a disgrace. All of you.
[HollenWeb] #1 - Goons Are Terrible At Video Games
I wanted to call this Goons Are Incompetent Fuckwits but that could really be about anything
In this thread, goons explain why they started a video game and didn’t finish it. Many of the replies are reasonable like “it got too hard/lost interest/something else came along” whatever. And so in Weekend Web style, I present to you
What a boring post. Why even bother? Also way to...
December 2011
6 posts
Peaches For Christmas (A Peaches dot Text Update...
peaches: and so ami peaches jizza ll over you 8:16 p.m. - peaches: LETS FUCK 8:16 p.m. - peaches: OPEN WIDE 8:29 p.m. - cocobean: you suck 8:30 p.m. - cocobean: inappropriate time 8:30 p.m. - cocobean: for that message to pop up 8:31 p.m. - peaches: lmao 8:31 p.m. - peaches: sorry 8:31 p.m. - cocobean: yeah, not like my parents were looking at pictures on my computer or anything 1:44 AM - peaches:...
Brobox 360
360BroMan420: “Look, chief. I don’t even care about neither of them faggot games. When I’m not out with my frat bros scanning the bar for some grade-A crotch wounds to puncture, I’m way too busy owning bitches in Gears and Modern Warfare to worry about leveling my health drinks and finger blasting dragons or some shit. I just wanna give a shout out to the 360, and tell all you PS3 fags to eat...
November 2011
11 posts
“nintendo fan investment brokers”
– Mr Cow
cow stalkin
Cow: hollen is like a dodgy guy ripping off seniors except hes not ripping of old people hes avoiding gaming with goons, i will be that reporter that runs up to him going “why are you not playing with us hollen” and then he will try and push me and the cameraman away Cow: what do you have to say for youself hollen *sticks microphone in hollens face* Cow: think of the old people Cow:...
Karl
snowblind: black slang words snowblind: typed on a pc computer snowblind: webwelters
Mak 2.2
> The Dunwich Horror: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ makaja: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) Cool Teen Detective on the case: ^ makaja: now doon makaja: thats a precious table makaja: a coffee table > The Dunwich Horror: sometimes shit gets flipped yo Cool Teen Detective on the case: щ(ﾟДﾟщ) > The Dunwich Horror: its all in the game makaja: tru dat makaja: (◡‿◡✿) > The Dunwich Horror: lol makaja: (⊙_◎)
“ok so due to unfortunate circumstances i am spending my next 3 hours eating...”
– Tenebrae
“hey why is that deer taking off his...”
– Peaches
flippin tables
Slagfart: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ majaka: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) majaka: calm down slag majaka: making a mess jeez Slagfart: im uspet
Peaches . txt VOLUME 3
peaches: i have an appetite that can only be quenched by palm on palm fun Cool Teen Detective: ^ peaches: clamslap peaches: shit peaches: my mentos just bounced across the desk into my ashtray and off the other side peaches: and i caught it peaches: mmmm ashy peaches: pill hobo is outside cursing at his missed minty fresh chance Never tell your password to anyone. pech: cocobean: ty man cocobean:...
October 2011
10 posts
“is walking around the city poking people with salad tongs considered a service...”
– Tenebrae
“for my 17th birthday my brother woke me up with a special pancake breakfast in...”
– The Skeep
Peaches dot text vol 2: The Rest
Here is the rest unedited until I get more to post
Cow: hollen is using his ps3 Cow: but for what Robbie Belmont: :> Robbie Belmont: nothing atm peaches: havin a shower then using exhaust fan 2 dry he balls Robbie Belmont: peach so much peaches: i came across legs sticking out from under a building peaches: and they were rotating and squelching wth blood flying everywhere peaches: is it gay...
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Peaches Dot Text Volume 1.
All posts are peaches unless otherwise noted
Robbie Belmont: i will yell @ you too peaches: ill roll off the coffee table
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peaches: im the god blessed belmont
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peaches: peaches dont have knees Robbie Belmont: what are you going to do about iy? Robbie Belmont: it peaches: squirt juice in ur eye and roll away
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peaches: laugh so much
-> A phrase Tenebrae used during a...
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Skeep.txt
Cool Teen Detective: was on the can and got bored so i started playing angry stathams, the game where you flick through a catalog looking for pictures of angry jason stathams
September 2011
6 posts
Peaches.txt Alpha 0.5
peaches: a cow holding 2 fresh peaches and laughing peaches: omooooomomoo
peaches: for the emperoMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *shits everywhere*
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“become a gay vampire adn drink the blood out of old mens buttholes”
– Peaches.
(A Peaches.txt Introduction)
Content
Im gonna add awful brony shit and laugh at it
I will also upload peaches dot text volumes too
Stay Tuned!
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June 2011
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